being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything
(Source: sidnugget, via panicponderland)
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner
(via stripeshmuel)
how to enter a relationship with chris pine
- say “hello chris pine”
- then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
- when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
- once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
- after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”
(via ossians)
eaten all my snacks for my weekend shifts and its only wednesday :)
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
(via laughburnscalories)